Ahoy there, fellow Punsters!
A fruitful conversation at lunch today allowed many of us to dine out on some good Puns. One critter was espousing the virtues of sleeping and living in a bathroom alone. Another cheeky soldier commented that it'd be a bit awkward bringing a girl home, making it more difficult to "tap that". He then followed this up with further brilliance: "I mean, you don't wanna faucet..."
Hehehe. Chuckle chuckle.
Why does this post give me a sinking feeling...
Ta ra! x
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a pretty 'suite' scenario going on there...one must be sure not to 'bathe' in the glory of a successful pull however, when she showers you will beautiful one night only love and then never calls back you'd be quite flush in the cheeks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I mean, when it's as bad as that, you just have to rort the cistern.
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